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Pirate Demotivational Poster


TAGS: cthulhu pirate
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Mi

pirates -

TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !

TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
lol. nice take.


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~

PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic

TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...

UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates

TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


TAGS: pirate nun
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:51 pm
She's not dead yet?

TIME FLIES - When you're having rum

A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?

US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.

TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
d*** right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.

PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.


TAGS: somali pirates kraken
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
I'll bet money that there are still laws on the books that would let us simply hang any pirate that we catch.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
that's how it should be
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:09 pm
Release the Naval forces, no more capture and release. Capture, try em on board, hang em.

WANNABE PIRATES - Because some of us are too obtuse to dream of being Ninjas

TAGS: pirate ninja
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by aLamo

Sean - February 14, 2009, 8:42 pm
Does "obtuse" mean "rotund"?

NINJA-PIRATE - You divided by zero, didn't you?

DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?

TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey

SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"

TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck

TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Thewmas

OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.

THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it

GLOBAL TEMPERATURE V.S NUMBER OF PIRATES - Obviously we need more pirates in the world.

PIRATES - Every household should have one.

TAGS: cats pirates sweet
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Sten

Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
That puss is HARDCORE

DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.

TAGS: pirates doubt silly renaissance festival garf
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by IK the Troll

Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Aaaaarrrrr! So it be!
mb - June 27, 2008, 3:35 pm

PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor?

TAGS: pirate jesus christian xtian christ
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 7:29 pm
Are ye ready kids? Aye aye captain,I can't here you...okay I'm gonna stop.


TAGS: pirate
Rating: 2.21/5
Me - January 25, 2009, 4:45 am
I may be missing the point, but that seems like more of a queen to me.
Pseudonym - September 3, 2008, 1:41 am
The bet kind of king there is!
S8N - June 7, 2008, 2:45 pm
it looks fabulous too

There once was a pirate named Gates -

GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.

PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.

Awesome Character Concepts -


AAARGH!!!! - Tis a Pirates life for me!!


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm

THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!


TAGS: pirate day
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:54 pm
Joined at the wrist.... holy crap, that's great!!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:54 pm
I submit to you that BAC doesn't count unless you're pulled over.
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:53 pm
I mean it's all the same Blood Alocohol Concentration, only divided by two.
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
Too bad yer joined at the wrist. Otherwise his guinness would be your guinness, if you know what I mean. But wait, BAC is BAC ....
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
Not my prob.... he can buy his own Guinness.
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:48 pm
No. It means that your conjoined twin has been trash talking you behind your back.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:45 pm
Does duplicitous mean Seantastic?
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't voted yet ... so help me I'll 1 it!
Sean - October 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
You duplicitous bastard!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:33 pm
I'd like to point out that I gave this a 5L... 30 seconds after its posting... proving that I'm not nearly as fast as Sean.

SPACE PIRATE RIDLEY - The single most awesome thing that has ever existed.

TAGS: ridley metroid prime samus aran pirate space
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by momole

Mal - October 3, 2009, 10:53 pm
I grief Timmys by giving this 5 lions.
Necro - March 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
anon: Why the hell should anyone be serious? Internet is not, despite what manny believe, serious business.
anon - March 24, 2009, 11:45 am
piece of ****. get serious you retard, learn to draw and stop overusing the word "epic" fagot.
BTARD - March 18, 2009, 11:20 am
How can anyone give this anything more than 1 lion? This is ****.
deru - March 12, 2009, 5:10 am
My fap is bigger then yours
OMGLOL - March 7, 2009, 3:28 pm
Regis - February 14, 2009, 10:58 am
I have to fap because of the pure epic power that surrounds this picture.

WHY ARE PIRATES PIRATES ? - because they Arrrrgggggghhhhhh


CATCH AND RELEASE - The Dutch Navy is doing it W R O N G !

TAGS: somali pirates captured then released by dutch navy
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Cubbybear - April 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
Look how they handled the Natalie Holloway case

Agro Control -

TAGS: movie pirate
Rating: 2.51/5

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Dots - February 3, 2009, 6:27 am
Throw them instead.

ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.

TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose p*** cos p*** beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...

PIRATES - Yarrrring threw life as if it were nothing

TAGS: yarr yar yarrring pirate
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Florisb

Claire - October 14, 2009, 7:58 pm
Maybe it's a gang sign, Bob. Maybe he threw a yarr in an opposing hood like it was nothing?
Bob D. Sailor - October 14, 2009, 7:49 pm
1 Lion for a serious spelling error. Did you mean through? I'm still trying out how to throw a yar.

We ain't got no patches -

Pirates -

HANGERS - Entertaining kids to become Pirates for generations.

TAGS: hanger pirate
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Snarf26

Snarf26 - February 16, 2012, 7:41 am
No problem :)
forseti - February 15, 2012, 9:27 am
thanks for the memorie5!

Pirates -

A PIRATE'S LIFE - How did the pirate give up smoking? With a patch and a little booty!



PIRATE GYPSIES - Not only do they read palms, they also correct them



TAGS: skull and cross bones should have used this for pirate day
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - October 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
Hair Pie!
bOB cHIN - October 8, 2009, 12:59 pm
Pirate Pie

SAMURAI - The not so silent cousin to a pirates worst nightmare.


TAGS: pirates
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by SWIGGY

LEARN TO READ A GRAPH - This shows that pirates are decreasing as tempetures rise. They're the only thing keeping us cool!

TAGS: pirates graphs tunnels
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Spoon

rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:31 pm
rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:31 pm
and did anyone notice that it starts at 35000 then goes to 45000, but then goes down. i suspect breading.
rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
i think he ment to "try and TEACH something to someone"... :/
Porcelina - November 18, 2008, 5:05 pm
What does it mean to learn something to someone...?
Dave - November 18, 2008, 4:50 pm
he's talking about pirates in general, not an increase or decrease. Learn to interpret a motifake before trying to learn something to someone

Pirate -

TAGS: joke pirate bar helm nuts
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 8:57 pm
2 g's and a F! I'm honoured lg.
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 8:53 pm
Thanks dizz!
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:24 pm

Waid a minnit. There's no FAVE b***on?
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:22 pm

Guffaghed and guffaghed again! 5L and fav'd
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:36 pm
Oh Priss, that's a groiner!! 5 laughing groaning lions!
MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 11:12 pm
Thank you!
MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 11:10 pm
Thanks 'cern
kirill - January 13, 2015, 12:02 pm
concern3 - January 13, 2015, 4:41 am
a googie 5er